Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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