thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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