can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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