used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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