how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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