ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
