I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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