Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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