I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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