she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my shit smells like andre
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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