her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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