Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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