I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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