Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize