I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
high people should be assigned attendants
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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