My Higher Power is John Stamos
im holly from the hills drunk
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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