let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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