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(778): View more from British Columbia

shes about as inviting as chlamydia

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(310): View more from California

please tell me if i'm home and in my bed

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(310): View more from California

come find me please

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.

(785): View more from Kansas

When were you at my house?

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.

(701): View more from North Dakota

You're so thoughtful.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity

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(587): View more from Alberta

It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls

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