I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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