I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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