doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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