I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i believe in u and ur pee
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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