My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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