If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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