i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
