So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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