i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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