do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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