its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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