he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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