Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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