I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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