My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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