There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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