I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
My pussy is not your playground.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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