if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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