doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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