I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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