I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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