Say something about gay babies.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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