Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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