we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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