how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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