One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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