The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Randomize
