Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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