I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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