He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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