maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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