Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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