Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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