your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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