That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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