PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
