I have demons in me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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