I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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