if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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